Monthly Archives: July 2011

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The Time Machine Did It by John Swartzwelder The Internet is a Playground by David Thorne Get them. What do you mean “why”? You like to laugh, don’t you? Have I ever steered you wrong before? You have to stop arguing with … Continue reading

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Frank Speed

When I was still a rookie on the force, there was a guy called Frank Speed. I don’t know if that was his real name. Somehow I doubt it. Anyway, Frank was a bank robber, and we could never, ever … Continue reading

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I Think Angry Birds Might Be Losing Popularity

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The Last Adventure of Tired Man and Hyper Boy

“Tired Man!” screamed Hyper Boy. “TiredManTiredManTiredManTiredMan!” “Ugh,” groaned Tired Man, still in his bathrobe. “What. Calm down.” “The Tired Signal is flashing OMIGODOMIGODOMIGOD” Tired Man squinted at the Tired Signal. Indeed it was flashing. It hurt his eyes. “I’m too … Continue reading

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