Monthly Archives: August 2011

Lyrics to Today’s Top Music Hits, as Interpreted by Me

“Dancing,” by Insufferable Troll Dancing Dancing I love dancing I love to DANCE Dancing rocks, yo Holy shit You know what I think guys that I really really love DANCING At the club Clubs Dancing at the club Unce unce … Continue reading

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Shut Up About Cthulhu

“I just don’t understand what makes him so popular,” said the Loch Ness monster. “Oh, I know. Is it his Escher-esque city, terribly located in the middle of the ocean? His wings that probably can’t even lift his fat ass … Continue reading

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