Book, Twitter

I finished my book. Soon I will submit it to Jumpin’ Jimmy’s Publish Barn/Chophouse, and once they accept it you will all know that I am a real writer and not just a guy pretending to write books in order to pick up chicks. Because as we all know, even for famous authors, this does not work.

Also, follow me on Twitter. @ChrisHaygood. For every new follower I get in the next six months, I will make a donation to my already massive yet somehow easily destructible ego.

And you can subscribe if you are a true bro/female bro. Seriously, shit is about to go down, probably, and I personally want YOU to be there for it, [name]. If shit stays up I will also inform you of that fact.

Real post coming soon. I promise.

What’s that? You’re not reading this right now, because no one is?

Then how did you respond, huh?

BUSTED

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About Christopher Haygood

Christopher Haygood is an incorrigible punk from the darkest sector of Nowheresville. He is a writer of novels, short stories, articles, screenplays, threats, and fake prescriptions for the unsuspecting elderly. He is not yet infamous.
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One Response to Book, Twitter

  1. Marjolein says:

    It’s super awesome that you finished that book. ^^ If they are going to print it I am sooo ordering a copy! 😀

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