I finished my book. Soon I will submit it to Jumpin’ Jimmy’s Publish Barn/Chophouse, and once they accept it you will all know that I am a real writer and not just a guy pretending to write books in order to pick up chicks. Because as we all know, even for famous authors, this does not work.
Also, follow me on Twitter. @ChrisHaygood. For every new follower I get in the next six months, I will make a donation to my already massive yet somehow easily destructible ego.
And you can subscribe if you are a true bro/female bro. Seriously, shit is about to go down, probably, and I personally want YOU to be there for it, [name]. If shit stays up I will also inform you of that fact.
Real post coming soon. I promise.
What’s that? You’re not reading this right now, because no one is?
Then how did you respond, huh?