Why I’m Broke

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Dear thisiswhyimbroke.com: I’m broke because I am a grown man whose daily necessary expenditures outweigh a painfully inadequate income. I am not broke because I wanted to put a fucking giant nose in my shower.

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About Christopher Haygood

Christopher Haygood is an incorrigible punk from the darkest sector of Nowheresville. He is a writer of novels, short stories, articles, screenplays, threats, and fake prescriptions for the unsuspecting elderly. He is not yet infamous.
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