My name is Christopher “Conqueror of Worlds” Haygood, and I am an author. I’ve been published extensively, but only under the pseudonyms “Ernest Hemingway” and “Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.”
My oeuvre contains short stories, articles, “other,” and fancy French words that authors use to make themselves sound smart, like “oeuvre.” I have written two novels and am currently on the third, which so far does not contain the adverb “ball-smashingly” but I still can’t promise anything. I’m also finishing up a screenplay and an “About Me” blog page, both of which I hope to be made into movies.
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