Category Archives: Fiction

Shut Up About Cthulhu

“I just don’t understand what makes him so popular,” said the Loch Ness monster. “Oh, I know. Is it his Escher-esque city, terribly located in the middle of the ocean? His wings that probably can’t even lift his fat ass … Continue reading

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Frank Speed

When I was still a rookie on the force, there was a guy called Frank Speed. I don’t know if that was his real name. Somehow I doubt it. Anyway, Frank was a bank robber, and we could never, ever … Continue reading

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The Last Adventure of Tired Man and Hyper Boy

“Tired Man!” screamed Hyper Boy. “TiredManTiredManTiredManTiredMan!” “Ugh,” groaned Tired Man, still in his bathrobe. “What. Calm down.” “The Tired Signal is flashing OMIGODOMIGODOMIGOD” Tired Man squinted at the Tired Signal. Indeed it was flashing. It hurt his eyes. “I’m too … Continue reading

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Invincibility Potion

A criminal was on death row for twelve years, when finally it was decided that he should be executed. The Warden came in and asked what he wanted for his last meal. “Invincibility potion,” said the convict. The Warden shot … Continue reading

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