Category Archives: Miscellaneous Hatred

Martin Bashir says what we all think about Sarah Palin, loses job over it

This shit right here. You want to see violations of free speech? They’re nowhere more abundant than in our media, perfectly designed to keep any real talk from reaching the ears of the effortlessly-herded masses. The story: Sarah Palin, the … Continue reading

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Why I’m Broke

Dear thisiswhyimbroke.com: I’m broke because I am a grown man whose daily necessary expenditures outweigh a painfully inadequate income. I am not broke because I wanted to put a fucking giant nose in my shower.

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Komodo Dragon Facts

I’m in the middle of moving right now, so I haven’t had time to update this thing I call a bl*g. I felt this was obligatory. Also, notice the Twitter thing to the right and do with it what you … Continue reading

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Lyrics to Today’s Top Music Hits, as Interpreted by Me

“Dancing,” by Insufferable Troll Dancing Dancing I love dancing I love to DANCE Dancing rocks, yo Holy shit You know what I think guys that I really really love DANCING At the club Clubs Dancing at the club Unce unce … Continue reading

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I Think Angry Birds Might Be Losing Popularity

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Another Scourge Update

I realize haven’t updated in a while, and there are two reasons for that. The first is that I’ve been working on a number of projects other than fiction and literary inanity and they’ve taken up a lot of my time. … Continue reading

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On GriddleCakes

I don’t know when we decided pancakes were a good substitute for bread, but it was probably after “cripplingly obese” became “more to love.”

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