Category Archives: Stupidity

Why I’m Broke

Dear thisiswhyimbroke.com: I’m broke because I am a grown man whose daily necessary expenditures outweigh a painfully inadequate income. I am not broke because I wanted to put a fucking giant nose in my shower. Advertisements

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All I’m ever going to write about pimp canes

Certain occupations require tools that are particular to that occupation, like the firehose (firefighter) and the hackey sack (unemployed). Usually these job-related tools are used for some clear purpose, but sometimes you’ll see tools that have no discernible use, and … Continue reading

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Australia, and Other Bad Ideas

Meanwhile, as Japan is still afflicted with various crises as a result of its endless natural disasters, Australia continues to be a natural disaster in itself — or, if not a disaster, the world’s most buzzkilliest country behind Uzbekistan — … Continue reading

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