Category Archives: Writing


Hey, ‘Sup. So, obviously I haven’t been around for a while. So what? Does that mean I turned to a life of crime? No. The point is, don’t believe everything the news media tells you, those shows are just looking … Continue reading

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4 reasons not to participate in NaNoWriMo

National Novel Writing Month, or NaNoWriMo for the “hip” and “friendless,” is an event spanning the month of November during which would-be writers with ADD prove that they can write 50,000 words before being distracted by their next hobby, usually … Continue reading

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The Last Adventure of Tired Man and Hyper Boy

“Tired Man!” screamed Hyper Boy. “TiredManTiredManTiredManTiredMan!” “Ugh,” groaned Tired Man, still in his bathrobe. “What. Calm down.” “The Tired Signal is flashing OMIGODOMIGODOMIGOD” Tired Man squinted at the Tired Signal. Indeed it was flashing. It hurt his eyes. “I’m too … Continue reading

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A Few Things

In my last update, I mentioned that I was working on a number of different types of projects. One of these projects deals with video game writing. After all, if there’s anything I like more than disintegrating zombies in Fallout … Continue reading

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Invincibility Potion

A criminal was on death row for twelve years, when finally it was decided that he should be executed. The Warden came in and asked what he wanted for his last meal. “Invincibility potion,” said the convict. The Warden shot … Continue reading

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Rick and the Unihorn

One day a unicorn was on his smoke break when he said to his friend, a leprechaun, “Why am I called a ‘unicorn’?” The leprechaun took a puff from his cigarette. “What?” “Why am I called a ‘unicorn’?” he repeated. … Continue reading

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A Debate with a Man Who is Just Realizing that He is on Fire

Me: Is it really such a big deal that people immigrate into the country illegally? I wonder. What is a country, after all, but a vast group of like-minded individuals coexisting in a single social structure? Should being born within … Continue reading

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