Tag Archives: Stupid

Why I’m Broke

Dear thisiswhyimbroke.com: I’m broke because I am a grown man whose daily necessary expenditures outweigh a painfully inadequate income. I am not broke because I wanted to put a fucking giant nose in my shower. Advertisements

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The Titles of the Last Five Things I Wrote, Or, Why I’m Unpublished

I recently started dusting off my Rough Drafts folder and looking for stuff to submit for publishing — 2011 is going to be a big year for me, submissions-wise — and I found some things that really made me feel … Continue reading

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