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Author Archives: Chris Haygood
Shut Up About Cthulhu
“I just don’t understand what makes him so popular,” said the Loch Ness monster. “Oh, I know. Is it his Escher-esque city, terribly located in the middle of the ocean? His wings that probably can’t even lift his fat ass … Continue reading
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The Time Machine Did It by John Swartzwelder The Internet is a Playground by David Thorne Get them. What do you mean “why”? You like to laugh, don’t you? Have I ever steered you wrong before? You have to stop arguing with … Continue reading
Frank Speed
When I was still a rookie on the force, there was a guy called Frank Speed. I don’t know if that was his real name. Somehow I doubt it. Anyway, Frank was a bank robber, and we could never, ever … Continue reading
A Few Things
In my last update, I mentioned that I was working on a number of different types of projects. One of these projects deals with video game writing. After all, if there’s anything I like more than disintegrating zombies in Fallout … Continue reading
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Tagged Kuribo's Shoes, Microsoft, Nintendo, Schadenfreude, The Man, Untoward, video games
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Another Scourge Update
I realize haven’t updated in a while, and there are two reasons for that. The first is that I’ve been working on a number of projects other than fiction and literary inanity and they’ve taken up a lot of my time. … Continue reading
Posted in Miscellaneous Hatred
Tagged Armadillos, Cone Snail, Dicksmith, Scourges, The Hangover
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“The Suicidal Tendencies of Edgar J. Lamont” Published in The Big Jewel
The Big Jewel has published my story, “The Suicidal Tendencies of Edgar J. Lamont,” which you can read here. It’s hard to be funny when writing about such a topic, but I tried anyway because that’s what I do. What … Continue reading
On GriddleCakes
I don’t know when we decided pancakes were a good substitute for bread, but it was probably after “cripplingly obese” became “more to love.”
“Doomed from the Start: The WAPTIAW Campaign” Published in Defenestration
My piece, “Doomed from the Start: The WAPTIAW Campaign,” has been published on the literary humor site Defenestration. You can find it here. You’ll like it if you like reading about wasps playing sports (and who doesn’t). Give it a … Continue reading